December 2009
6 posts
Five Senses Of Christmas
Christmas is an experience that is unique and individual to each person. Each one of us has his or her our own family with closets full of skeletons and idiotic idiosyncrasies, not to mention family traditions which remind us yearly of Christmases past. However, the Yule-tide season can also be a season of immense pain, suffering, and sadness for many. Amid all these competing emotions are the...
SBNL Goes to the Dentist
Yesterday I took a trip to the dentist’s office for the first time in about three years. Is there anything more scary, nerve-racking, and humiliating?
Everytime I go to the dentist I expect this exchange to take place:
hygienist: “So do you ever actually brush your teeth?”
me: “Yeah.”
hygienist: “No, seriously. (laughing)”
me: “I swear I brush...
Girlymen and the Girly Girls who Love Them
The state of the American male is in veritable disarray. For centuries, men have done everything they can to make themselves more appealing to females. Nothing wrong with that, to some extent. The problem arises, however, when that turns men into women.
In America, men are supposed to be uber-masculine. European men are effeminate enough, so American men do everything they can to make themselves...
Tough Decisions or Why Adulthood Stinks
In 1945 the United States dropped two atomic bombs on the sovereign nation of Japan. These are the only two such bombs that have ever been used in combat (God help us keep it that way). They had effects both immediate and that we still feel to this day. When the explosions hit, those closest to it were immediately turned into black char, birds in the air were immediately turned into balls of fire...
“Love is an affection of the soul, not a contract: it cannot rise from a mere...”
– St. Bernard of Clairvaux
Been A While, But I am Back...With Musings
Well I know that it has been a long time since I have last posted. I am back, and I decided to do a little musing.
Why do girls pee their pants so much? This is a problem guys don’t have. We pretty much figure that out at about age eight. Imagine what would happen if a dude walked up to you and was like, “Bro, last night Mike told a joke so funny, I literally peed in my pants.”...