Finals and Musings Don't Mix...

I really don’t have a ton of thoughts this week. My mind is totally fried from studying/writing/crazy wedding fun in Nashville. But, I know you need musings, and you know I know that, and I know you know I know that. So here are my thoughts from the last week.

• Ladies with babies should have their own section of the plane. They should have to buy all the tickets in the rows in front and behind them. I don’t hate babies. I hate crying babies on the airplane at 6am. If you can’t get your baby to sleep at 6am, I don’t know what to tell you other than I am calling Child Protective Services.
• Is anyone else aware at how slow people over the age of 30 seem to be when exiting a plane? Did you never ride a school bus? Stand up, grab your bag BEFORE it is your turn to enter the aisle, and then run out of the plane. One of these days I’m going to get arrested for knocking someone’s granddad’s fake teeth out of his mouth when he waits for his turn to leave to grab his bag from the overhead compartment. Sorry Gramps, but no one is too old for a knuckle sandwich.
• Lebron James is now bordering on being forced to retire because he is too good. Seriously. Watch all the games you can because he will be gone before you know it.
• Attention ladies, let’s agree on something: no one is forcing you to wear those shoes to the wedding. You and I both know you are taking them off as soon as the music starts and then dancing the night away. Why not wear more comfortable shoes from the get-go? That way, if someone busts a glass bottle on the middle of the dance floor for no reason whatsoever (Ben Bonner) you aren’t making like Bruce Willis in the first Die Hard movie.
• Can we not slow down by 30mph when we see one of those signs that shows how fast we are going? The cops aren’t in that sign. If you are going 35 in a 25 and you pass one of those signs, why do you feel the need to hit the brakes? YOU KNEW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING. If your car has a working speedometer, yu likely knew you were zipping around at 10 over for the last 6 miles. Nothing changed. Are you embarrassed that now I know you have been breaking the law?
• Taco Bell keeps getting better the older I get.