Parked in a Park, Doing Some Musing

I’m on a much needed day-off from camp today. Working here has been exhausting, but extremely rewarding. I’ve decided to post a new batch of musings today.

• Michael Jackson died and almost broke the Internet. I think I had 7 billion tweets I had to read through just to get up to date.
• Iran has proven yet again that it is the craziest place in the world. If you want to be a world power, you have to be able to hold an election and have it work. That’s rule number one. Rule number two is that you have to be able to allow people to make speeches in public without the constant threat of assassination. Not being able to follow those two rules seems childish. Silly Iran.
• Anyone else confused by how money works? I mean, if I give you fifty-thousand pieces of paper, you will give me a Lexus. How does that make sense?
• White Coconut Dr Pepper is life-changing. Order one at Sonic and you will be taken back to Spring Break.
• On that note, Dr. Pepper is the best drink to add flavors to. I don’t know why that is, but it seems like DP is good no matter what you do to it.
• I need to see Transformers 2, or “How hot can we make Megan Fox look while distracting people from her with explosions and robots 2.”
• I don’t eat Almond Joys enough. Or Caramels. However, I think that if I were to eat hard caramel candy a lot, people would go ahead and put me in a nursing home so I can be with people like me.